Push it real good
There are some days when I’m not sure weather there is no hope for humanity or most people are cleverer than they let on…..
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Best pick-up line ever!
god bless her for wearing sclera lenses, those things are worse than blindness because it’s blindness plus a huge piece of fucking thick silicone suctioned onto your eyeball, drying it out and making your body wonder to itself, yet again:
“why the fuck do you do this shit to me? what? because it’s cute? you are squatting over everything I have built for you and taking a big, satisfying dump on it. And no, you know what? It’s fine. By all means- please keep clogging your pores with flesh colored mystery substances, douse your scalp in toxic chemicals, pay someone to poke holes in your body, fuck your feet up, shove your body into vacuum sealed undergarments and keep getting rid of the hair I keep trying to give you. You’d think you’d take the fucking hint but apparently shit needs to get real: You know those painful razor burn bumps, wax burns and infected ingrown hairs on your yoni? THAT’S ME CALLING YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT. That horrible pain and hours of soreness after you decide to take that miniature black toboggan out of your eyeball? HI, FUCKFACE. You need to sit down because your feet feel like they’re on fire and being chewed by monkeys? MAYBE USE YOUR REAL LIFE HEELS TO WALK INSTEAD OF METAL SPIKES, I DUNNO. That freakish swelling, bruising, and pain that follows a piercing? HOW ABOUT YOU DON’T KEEP DOING THAT, I DO NOT ENJOY THAT. Oh you have a belly ache and feel like you’re going to pass out? PERHAPS IT’S THE CORSET YOU HAVE ON THAT IS STRANGLING THESE IMPORTANT ORGANS, CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION AND BENDING YOUR RIBCAGE IN A WAY SIMILAR TO IF YOU WERE BEING CRUSHED BY A PREGNANT GORILLA AND I FUCKING HATE YOU?
Like, how could our bodies not hate us? See this is why fashion and alternative people are so sad.